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Alright, let’s talk about this 2024 Advantage Member Tournament thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy, but I’ll make it plain for ya.
So, first off, they got this “Advantage Member” somethin’-somethin’. Sounds like you gotta join somethin’ to get in on the good stuff. Like them clubs down at the church, always gotta sign up to get the good potluck, you know? This one, they say you get discounts and see things others don’t. Like peekin’ behind the curtains at the school play, I guess.
Now, there’s two kinds of these members, see? Regular folks, they call ’em “Advantage Fan,” get the basic stuff. Then you got the fancy-pants, the “Fan+,” they get first dibs on tickets to all them tennis games. Tennis, that’s what this is all about. People hittin’ a ball back and forth. Never understood it myself, too much runnin’ around for my old bones.
But if you’re into that tennis stuff, seems like this “Fan+” thing is the way to go. Get your tickets before anyone else, probably get the good seats, too. Not stuck in the back with the nosebleeds, you know? You ever sit so far back you can’t even see the ball? Pointless, I tell ya. Might as well be listenin’ to it on the radio.
Then there’s this “Circling Raven Advantage Card,” sounds like a mouthful. They say you join this club, you get “perfect perks.” Perks, huh? Like gettin’ an extra slice of pie at the diner? That’s a perk I understand.
- One thing they give ya is a free round of somethin’. Costs $199, they say. Probably that golf stuff. Rich people’s game, hittin’ a little ball with a stick and chasin’ it all over the place. Waste of a good walk, if you ask me.
- And get this, this card gets you into the Advantage Member Tournament on September 15th. That’s the main thing, I reckon. All them members gettin’ together for a big tennis match, or whatever it is they do.
So, this tournament, September 15th, mark your calendars. If you’re one of them Advantage members, you’re in. They probably have snacks and drinks, maybe even them little sandwiches with the crusts cut off. Fancy stuff.
Why would someone join? Well, if you love tennis, it’s a good deal, I guess. You get discounts, special treatment, and you get to go to this tournament. If you play that golf stuff, that free round thing is probably a big deal. Saves you some money, and money don’t grow on trees, you know.
Now, how do you join? That’s the million dollar question, ain’t it? They don’t say it straight out, but you probably gotta go to some website or somethin’. Everything’s on the computer these days. Makes my head spin, all this clickin’ and tappin’. Back in my day, you just showed up and paid your money. Simple as that.
But if you’re young and know all this computer stuff, you’ll figure it out. Search for “Advantage Member” or “Circling Raven,” somethin’ like that. Probably find all the information you need. They want your money, they ain’t gonna hide it too hard.
So, that’s the lowdown on this tournament, as best as I can tell ya. You want discounts and fancy tennis stuff, you gotta join their club. Then you get into this tournament, and who knows what else. Maybe they give out door prizes, too. I always liked a good door prize. A nice set of towels, maybe a new toaster. You never know.
Anyway, if tennis is your thing, check it out. September 15th, remember that date. And if you see me there, well, I’m probably lost. Just point me towards the nearest exit and the free lemonade. That’s somethin’ even I can understand. And remember, these tournaments and memberships, they are good if you like them kind of activities. Me? I prefer a good book and a rocking chair. But to each their own, I always say.
This tournament thing, like I said, it’s for those “Advantage Members”. Sounds exclusive, like them secret societies or somethin’. But hey, if you like your tennis and got some extra cash, why not? Just remember to read the fine print, you know? Don’t wanna get roped into somethin’ you don’t understand. And if you do sign up, have fun at that tournament, alright? Hit that little ball hard, or whatever it is you’re supposed to do.
And one last thing, don’t forget to bring a hat and some sunscreen if you’re gonna be sittin’ outside all day. Sun’s gettin’ stronger every year, they say. Gotta protect yourself, you know. Wouldn’t want ya gettin’ a sunburn just watchin’ people runnin’ after that little yellow ball. That wouldn’t be no fun at all now, would it?
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