Listen, folks, this Xoma guy in that CSGO thing? Yeah, him. People talkin’ about him, you know, coaches and stuff. They say he’s somethin’ in this game. Ain’t got a clue what Counter-Strike 2 is, but sounds fancy. Apparently, he’s a coach, teachin’ these youngins how to shoot and whatnot. Now, they’re sayin’ he got moved to the bench. Benched, can ya believe it? Like sittin’ on the sidelines while others play. Happens to the best, they tell me.
So, this fella, Andrey XomA Mironenko, that’s his name. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? Born way back in ’91, been around the block, ya see. They replaced him with someone else, Pavel somethin’-or-other. Happens all the time, switchin’ folks around. But before all that, he took over from another guy, Dastan somethin’. Keepin’ up? It’s like a merry-go-round, these coaches.
- Folks at somethin’ called *, they’re the ones who hired him. Fancy name, right?
- Then this other group, Aurora, they got him too. He’s coachin’ there now, apparently.
Now, they say he’s got twenty years of experience. Twenty years! That’s a long time, even for us old folks. Been playin’ this Counter-Strike since way back in ’04. Imagine, stickin’ with a game for that long. Must be somethin’ special, I reckon.
They have somethin’ called qualifiers, like tryouts, I guess. He was in one of those, Clutch Island, they called it. Sounds like a nice vacation spot, eh? But it ain’t. Just kids clickin’ away on their computers. Back in my day, we played outside. But times change, they tell me.
* folks, they put out a fancy announcement. Said he’s joinin’ their team. All official and stuff, on their website. Makes it sound important, don’t it? But really, it’s just a game. Though, they do win money, these gamers. Can’t knock that.
But here’s the kicker, they say he ain’t got no trophies. Imagine that, twenty years and nothin’ to show for it, they say. Guess winnin’ ain’t everything, huh? Just enjoyin’ the game, maybe that’s what matters. He’s still known as Xoma, though. That name sticks around, like a bad penny.
So, that’s the story of this Xoma fella. A coach in some game, movin’ around teams, bein’ benched. Life’s funny like that, ain’t it? Ups and downs, changes and all. But he keeps on goin’, this Xoma. Gotta admire that, I guess. Just another fella tryin’ to make his way, even in this fancy computer world.
Tags: CSGO, Xoma, Andrey Mironenko, *, Aurora, Counter-Strike 2, Coach, Esports
