Alright, so ya wanna know where this fella Tex from Valorant was born, huh? Let me tell ya, it ain’t that simple. Folks online, they say all sorts of things. Some say he’s German-American, some say somethin’ else. It’s all a jumble, like a basket of mixed-up yarn.
Now, I ain’t no fancy computer person, but I poked around a bit. Seems like this Tex fella, his full name is Ian “tex” Botsch. They say he was born in August, but the year? Nobody’s sayin’ for sure. And where exactly? That’s another mystery. It’s like lookin’ for a needle in a haystack, only the haystack’s the whole darn world!
This is what I have pieced together so far.
- His name is Ian “tex” Botsch. That much seems clear. Like my grandson, Mikey, always called Michael.
- He plays that there Valorant game. Folks say he’s pretty good, though some say he ain’t playin’ so good lately. Kids these days, always judgin’.
- He played for some team called The Guard, now he’s with somethin’ called LEVIATAN. Sounds like a big ol’ fish to me. Switchin’ teams, just like switchin’ from one field to another when the crops ain’t growin’ good.
- He’s playin’ a new role now, somethin’ called sentinel. Sounds important. Maybe like a watchman or somethin’.
Some folks say he played in Europe, or EU, whatever that is. Maybe he did. Young folks, they move around so much these days. Not like back in my day, when ya stayed put in the same town your whole life. But seein’ as he is German-American that means his family moved around a whole lot more than us folk did back in the day. That’s for sure.
Now, about him bein’ born… they talk about “vertex presentation” and stuff. Sounds like doctor talk to me. Like when my Bessie was havin’ her babies, the doctor always talked about the baby’s head bein’ down and ready to come out. Maybe that’s what it means? But it don’t tell us where Tex was born, does it? Nope.
So, where was he born? We still don’t rightly know. It’s a secret, like where my husband hides his cookies. But I tell ya what, it don’t really matter where he was born, does it? What matters is he’s playin’ that game, and folks are watchin’ him. He’s makin’ a livin’, just like the rest of us, in his own way. Just like my boy, Billy, who went off to the city and became a… whatchamacallit… a ‘businessman’. Didn’t matter he left the farm, he was still Billy.
Maybe someday, someone will tell us where Tex was born. Or maybe it’ll stay a mystery. Either way, it ain’t gonna change how he plays that Valorant game. And that’s all that matters to them young folks, I reckon.
But from what I gather, since he’s German-American, he was probably born in either Germany or America. That’s just common sense if you ask me. Now whether it was some big city or small town, I just can’t say.
Anyways, that’s all I got for ya. Don’t go expectin’ no fancy answers from an old woman like me. I just tell it like I see it.
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