Alright, so you’re tellin’ me you can’t watch them Miami Dolphins game replays, huh? Darn tootin’, that ain’t right! I paid good money, or my grandson did, for that fancy TV thingy, and now I can’t even see what happened again? Back in my day, if you missed somethin’, you missed it. But now they got all this technology, and it still don’t work right? Makes a fella wanna spit!
So, what’s the deal with these Dolphins games? I hear tell they played them Green Bay Packers. Packers, huh? Sound like a buncha fellas packin’ meat or somethin’. Anyway, people were sayin’ it was a close game, real nail-biter they called it. Somethin’ like 24 to 23, but I couldn’t tell ya who won, seein’ as I didn’t get to watch it proper. And now, no replays? Hmph!
Now, they tell me there’s this thing called NFL+ Premium. Sounds fancy, but I bet it costs a pretty penny. They say you can watch all the games, even the coaches’ film. Coaches’ film? What in tarnation is that? I just wanna see them boys runnin’ and catchin’ that there ball. And they say you can watch it on any device. Any device? Does that mean I can watch it on my toaster? Heck, I can barely figure out the TV remote!
- First off, they got this Paramount+ thing. Says you can watch every minute of every NFL game on CBS. CBS? That’s the one with the eye, right? Always lookin’ at ya. And they got other stuff too, like that “Champions League.” Sounds like a buncha fellas kickin’ a ball around. Not my cup of tea, but I guess some folks like it. They even give you a free trial, but I ain’t fallin’ for that. They’ll hook ya in, and then they’ll start chargin’ ya arm and a leg.
- Then there’s the replays themselves. They say they upload ’em right after the game ends, commercials and all. Well, that’s just swell. Nothin’ I like more than watchin’ commercials for trucks and beer. But at least you can see the game, I guess. If you missed somethin’, you can go back and watch it again. That’s the whole point, ain’t it?
But see, here’s the problem. Sometimes, these replays, they just ain’t there. Or maybe they’re there, but you can’t find ’em. It’s like lookin’ for a needle in a haystack, only the haystack is made of buttons and menus and whatnot. And then you gotta sign up for this and subscribe to that. It’s enough to make a fella go crazy!
And what about them Raiders? I heard the Dolphins was gonna play them too. Raiders? Sounds like a buncha bandits. When is that game, anyway? November somethin’-or-other. Well, I hope they got their act together by then, and I hope I can actually watch the darn game, replays and all.
This whole thing just ain’t right. You pay good money for somethin’, you expect it to work. It’s like buyin’ a new plow and then findin’ out it won’t plow the field. What good is it then? Same thing with these games. If you can’t watch the replays, what’s the point of even watchin’ in the first place? Might as well just listen to it on the radio, like we used to do back in the day. At least then you didn’t have to deal with all this fancy technology and these darn subscriptions.
So, somebody better figure out this replay problem, and fast. Otherwise, there’s gonna be a whole lotta angry folks, myself included. We just wanna watch our football, see the good plays again, and maybe yell at the TV a little. Is that too much to ask? I don’t think so.
And another thing, them fellas runnin’ around on the field, they better start playin’ better too. All this fancy footwork and no replays to show for it? Waste of time, I tell ya. Just get the ball, run it down the field, and score some points. That’s all I ask. And let me see it again, darn it!
Anyways, I’m done fussin’ for now. Just hope somebody’s listenin’. I wanna watch my Dolphins, I wanna see the replays, and I don’t wanna pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that too much to ask? I reckon not.
Tags：[Miami Dolphins, NFL, Game Replays, NFL+, Paramount+, Green Bay Packers, Las Vegas Raiders, CBS, Football, Streaming]
