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Alright, let me tell ya ’bout this fella, Sven Groten. He’s one of them fightin’ fellas, you know, the ones that wrestle and punch and all that. I ain’t too sure ’bout all the fancy names they use, but I reckon he’s tough.
They say he’s from Cologne, Germany. That’s way over yonder, across the big water, I hear. Never been there myself, but I reckon it’s a long ways off. This fella, Sven, he’s a pro fighter, they say. Means he gets paid to scrap, I guess. Good for him, I always say, gettin’ paid for what ya good at.
Now, they got this thing called “Tapology.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d hang on the wall, but it ain’t. It’s where they keep track of all these fighters, like Sven. They got his fights listed there, wins and losses. Says he’s had a few fights, some he won, some he didn’t. That’s just how it goes, ain’t it? Sometimes ya win, sometimes ya get your butt kicked. It’s all part of the game.
I saw somethin’ ’bout him doin’ that “Jiu-Jitsu.” Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? It’s like wrestlin’, but with more twistin’ and turnin’, I reckon. They say he’s a black belt in it. Must be pretty good then, ’cause black belts are the best, ain’t they? Like in them karate movies.
This one time, they say Sven was fightin’ in a cage. Can ya believe it? A cage! Like a bunch of wild animals. He was up against another fella named Rene Haendel. They were grapplin’, you know, tryin’ to get each other on the ground and make ’em give up. I ain’t sure who won, but it sounds like a rough and tumble affair.
- They got these fightin’ events all over the place, seems like. This one was in a place called Eindhoven, in Netherlands. Another one of them foreign countries. I swear, these fellas travel all over the world just to beat each other up. Must be somethin’ to it, I guess.
- And then there was this “grand prix” thing. Sounds fancy, huh? It was for fellas that weigh about 88 kilograms. That’s a lot of pounds, I tell ya. Sven was in it, tryin’ to win the whole darn thing. Don’t know how he did, but I bet he gave it his all. That’s all ya can ask for, right? Just give it your best shot.
They also got pictures of Sven. He looks like a tough fella, alright. Got them muscles and that serious look in his eyes. You can tell he ain’t messin’ around. He’s there to fight, and he’s gonna fight hard.
MMA, they call it. Mixed Martial Arts. Sounds like a whole lotta fightin’ all mixed together. Punchin’, kickin’, wrestlin’, the whole shebang. It ain’t for the faint of heart, I tell ya. You gotta be tough as nails to do that kind of stuff.
I don’t know much ’bout this fightin’ world, but I reckon Sven Groten is one of the tough guys. He goes out there and puts his body on the line, tryin’ to win. And that’s somethin’, ain’t it? Takes a lot of guts to do that. So, good for him, I say. Hope he keeps on fightin’ and winnin’. Or at least givin’ it his best shot. That’s all anyone can ask for.
Anyways, that’s all I know ’bout this Sven fella. Just another one of them tough guys out there, makin’ a livin’ by beatin’ folks up. It ain’t for me, but hey, to each their own, I always say. You do what you gotta do, and he’s doin’ what he’s good at.
Tags: [Sven Groten, MMA, Jiu-Jitsu, Cologne, Germany, Fighter, Tapology, Grappling, Versus, Eindhoven, Netherlands, Grand Prix]
