Alright, let’s talk about this NBL predictor thing, whatever that is. Folks are sayin’ it can tell ya who’s gonna win the basketball games, huh? Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but then again, I ain’t never been one for fancy gadgets or newfangled contraptions.
Now, they’re sayin’ this “Dimers” somethin’-or-other, their predictions are the best. Best, my foot! They use all these big words like “sophisticated win probabilities.” Sounds like a load of bull to me. Back in my day, you watched the game, and you knew who was gonna win. None of this probability mumbo jumbo.
They talk about some fella, Al Green, scorin’ 71 points way back when. And another one, Cotton, beatin’ some old record. Seventy-one points! That’s a whole lotta points, I tell ya. These young fellas today, they ain’t got nothin’ on the old-timers. They run around like chickens with their heads cut off, but they ain’t got the grit.
And then there’s this talk about “NBL odds.” Odds this, odds that. They say you gotta shop around for the best odds, like you’re buyin’ tomatoes at the market. You want a “return on investment,” they say. Sounds like a fancy way of sayin’ you wanna make some money. Well, who doesn’t wanna make some money? But gamblin’ ain’t the way to do it, I tell ya. Hard work and savin’, that’s the ticket.
Now, they’re lookin’ into their “NBL24 crystal ball.” Hmph, crystal ball. More like crystal foolishness. They say some teams ain’t even finished gettin’ their players yet. And they’re already guessin’ who’s gonna win? Makes no sense at all, not one bit. You gotta have your team set before you start predictin’ things, that’s just common sense.
- They talk about “betting tips.” Tips for bettin’? That’s just askin’ for trouble. You start bettin’, and you’ll lose your shirt. Mark my words.
- Then there’s the “NBL Playoffs.” Melbourne versus somethin’, Perth versus somethin’ else. Sounds like a whole lotta fuss over a ball game. They get all worked up, yellin’ and screamin’. I tell ya, it’s just a game.
- And this “Round 17” thing. They got games on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Seems like they’re playin’ basketball all the time. Don’t they got nothin’ better to do?
So, this NBL predictor, whatever it is, I ain’t buyin’ it. You wanna know who’s gonna win? Watch the game. Use your own two eyes. And don’t go gamblin’ away your hard-earned money on some fancy prediction. That’s just plain foolishness. You hear me? Foolishness!
These young folks with their computers and their fancy talk, they think they know everything. But they don’t know nothin’ about life, nothin’ about hard work. They’re always lookin’ for the easy way, the quick buck. But life ain’t like that. You gotta earn your keep. You gotta sweat and toil. And you gotta be smart with your money, not throw it away on some silly game.
So, you go ahead and listen to your NBL predictor if you want. But don’t come cryin’ to me when you lose all your money. I told you so. I told you it was a bunch of hooey. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go tend to my chickens. At least they’re predictable. They lay eggs, and that’s that. No fancy algorithms or probabilities involved.
And another thing, these fellas runnin’ up and down the court, they need to eat their vegetables. Can’t be healthy just eatin’ whatever they please. Gotta have good food to play good. That’s what my mama always said, and she knew a thing or two, I tell ya. None of this fast food nonsense. Good, wholesome food, that’s the key.
So, there you have it. My two cents on this NBL predictor business. Take it or leave it. But remember what I said: hard work, common sense, and good food. That’s the recipe for success, not some fancy prediction machine.
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